I have just ONE more complaint before this MAGICAL journey of pregnancy is complete and this time it involves the doctor's office.
For reals, how can they expect a person, who cannot see their own feet let alone ANYTHING above their feet, to pee accurately into a cup the size of a large shot glass?? I mean seriously, they can't give the women who are LARGE something a big bigger and more convenient... like a cereal bowl? Maybe something the size of a coffee mug? I'm not a man... I can't AIM for small spaces. Instead I pee on myself. Every week. It is not fun and I am not a fan. I'm over it. I am ready to lead a revolution if anyone wishes to join in!
So now, I'm off to run bleachers and clean and jerk 105 lbs, 20 reps.
Again, I hope everyone has a great holiday and hopefully I'll be updating with the BIRTH soon.
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