#1. Do not watch any Nicholas Sparks movies while pregnant, no matter HOW bad the acting is. I can now say I cried at a Miley Cyrus movie. Awesome.
#2. Frozen dairy can pretty much solve all problems.
#3. Don't let your three year old help you use the juicer. My husband actually discovered this one... idiot.
#4. Adding on to #3, if you have to go to the emergency room, go at 7:30 am on a Monday. No lines!!
#5. My new due date is 3/17/2014, pretty much guarantying that I give birth to a ginger leprechaun. Or beer!
And one thing I didn't learn... how the heck do I add photos to this damn site? I used to just click on the picture, but now it acts like it is uploading and never does. I must investigate further...
